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Martha
Stewart =
Mothra
Sewage |
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...You
are not “Martha Stewart” which is not your real name anyway,
but instead “Mothra Sewage” a dank, horrifying, ugly, fat,
and prickly-haired insect flying from the slimy underworld.
A frighteningly mean-spirited uncouth moth; an unsavory
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Bob
Torricelli: Torricelli
for $ale
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Ho
Ho Ho Ho - Why is it not surprising, given the Senator's
questionable stock-swindles of the past - that he once more
finds himself in ethical troubles?
Let's hope this time he gets nailed and nailed good..
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Anne
Heche: Queen
of the Hollywood Batheads
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What
is it about fucked up famous people, whether they get in some kind of
moronic police trouble or whether they’ve made some career faux pas,
they have to go on Barbara Walters for rehabilitation? What is it
about Barbara Walters – that smug, frowsy, scrunch-faced .. [more] |
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Winona
'Ryder':
Winona
Horowitz Starring in "The Thief" |
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..Regardless,
the most hilarious development of Winona Ryder getting arrested for
shoplifting recently is that virtually every story instantly revealed
that the willowy and waspy Winona Ryder was really the craven
shoplifting and pill-popping bathead, Winona Horowitz. That revelation
alone for Ms. Horowitz must have been more grating than the actual
piddling charge of getting busted with stolen goodies in her boutique
shopping bags.. [more]
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Mariah
Carey:
The Bitch is Whack |
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... Well,
the point of this piece is not to speculate about “poor” MC. The
point is to predict where we go from here. Well, it can be said with
some confidence that sooner or later the drugs will leave MC’s
delicate system, and her pussy will snap back into place and cool down
from the near molten friction build-up that was probably making MC a
little cranky and “exhausted.” ... [more] |
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Lizzie Grubman
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July,
2001: ...As her travails continue, she may even reach the exalted
heights of Kathy Lee Gifford and be annointed “Supercunt Bitch
Deluxe,” but let’s see how things pan out before pinning that
prized honor on Grubby’s fake tits... [more]
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Kathie Lee Gifford
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June,
2000: Did you catch Super Bitch Deluxe Kathie Lee
being interviewed by that lemon-lipped
sister Super Bitch Diane Sawyer on 20/20 last night? [more]
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