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Drunken
Kennedy's
May
5, 2006 -- News that the Capitol Police covered up a drunken and
staggering Patrick Kennedy after he smashed his Mustang must be so
dismaying to the many law enforcement and public safety officers
who serve honorably. The Capitol Police should be vigorously
investigated for ignoring what is at the very least a serious
misdemeanor. What is going to happen when Patrick Kennedy, like
his drunken father Ted Kennedy ends up killing someone? That
victim should be able to hold the Capitol Police either criminally
or civilly responsible for letting that disgraceful drunk off
because he's "a Kennedy." Drunken, drugged-up Kennedys
being stupid are as inevitable as the sun coming up. If they want
to act stupid and kill only themselves, as they have, so what.
It's when they wind up killing others like Mary Jo Kopechne when
all of a sudden, they're not responsible and get special
treatment. There should be a special wing in the SuperMax prison
for drunken Kennedys, call it the "Kennedy Wing," and be
sure it will be full all the time.
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Martha
Stewart =
Mothra
Sewage |
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...You
are not “Martha Stewart” which is not your real name anyway,
but instead “Mothra Sewage” a dank, horrifying, ugly, fat,
and prickly-haired insect flying from the slimy underworld.
A frighteningly mean-spirited uncouth moth; an unsavory
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Bob
Torricelli:
Torricelli
for $ale
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Ho
Ho Ho Ho - Why is it not surprising, given the Senator's
questionable stock-swindles of the past - that he once more
finds himself in ethical troubles?
Let's hope this time he gets nailed and nailed good..
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Anne
Heche:
Queen
of the Hollywood Batheads
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What
is it about fucked up famous people, whether they get in some kind of
moronic police trouble or whether they’ve made some career faux pas,
they have to go on Barbara Walters for rehabilitation? What is it
about Barbara Walters – that smug, frowsy, scrunch-faced .. [more] |
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Winona
'Ryder':
Winona
Horowitz Starring in "The Thief" |
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..Regardless,
the most hilarious development of Winona Ryder getting arrested for
shoplifting recently is that virtually every story instantly revealed
that the willowy and waspy Winona Ryder was really the craven
shoplifting and pill-popping bathead, Winona Horowitz. That revelation
alone for Ms. Horowitz must have been more grating than the actual
piddling charge of getting busted with stolen goodies in her boutique
shopping bags.. [more]
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Mariah
Carey:
The Bitch is Whack |
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... Well,
the point of this piece is not to speculate about “poor” MC. The
point is to predict where we go from here. Well, it can be said with
some confidence that sooner or later the drugs will leave MC’s
delicate system, and her pussy will snap back into place and cool down
from the near molten friction build-up that was probably making MC a
little cranky and “exhausted.” ... [more] |
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Lizzie Grubman
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July,
2001: ...As her travails continue, she may even reach the exalted
heights of Kathy Lee Gifford and be annointed “Supercunt Bitch
Deluxe,” but let’s see how things pan out before pinning that
prized honor on Grubby’s fake tits... [more]
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Kathie Lee Gifford
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June,
2000: Did you catch Super Bitch Deluxe Kathie Lee
being interviewed by that lemon-lipped
sister Super Bitch Diane Sawyer on 20/20 last night? [more]
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