is utter madness to attend a live football game on Sundays when you should
be home in you hearth nursing hangover and woody while reclining in the
comfort of your own peed-in barcolounger. PS I predict the
Vikings will NOT win the Super Bowl this year, or any other year through eternity.
I woke up about 4am this morning lying on Jefferson Avenue next to
the reservoir, with my pants wet. There is an abandoned pick-up
truck on Jefferson -- with Texas license plates -- which has been sitting
there for months. There is no street-sweeping on this part of
Jefferson since this areas is still under development so to speak.
I was sleeping peacefully next to this truck for some drunken reason.
I wish I could meet the broad who owned this vehicle, because
painted all over it are pro-marijuana slogans, and I gather that the truck
is/was owned by a broad because in prominent letters on the tailgate is
"Medical Marijuana Barbi." I was covered in grass and
mosquito bites. I was at the new "Full Moon" on New York
Avenue (formerly Teachers) last nite, trying to pick up a very large dyke
who appeared "cute." There were no pay-per-dos evident
which is just as well; I drank up my entire cash reserve, buying drinks
like a fucking wanton tycoon. It only took me half-hour to find my truck
this morning, I was walking in ever-widening circles until VIOLA! there it
was on Oakland Avenue, all windows open to let in the fresh air.
a while there I thought I had parked it in someone's driveway and it had
been towed to god knows where. Thank god my wallet and all cash
singles and some spare change) were
intact when I awoke on my weedy-peedy bed. My boss keeps calling me
annoying fuck; can't he leave me alone to my eemers?
What a fucking
calling me to do things. And it's not like they really need doing,
either; I work for a printing company for chrissakes and I don't know a
fucking thing about printing and neither does my boss, although he would
deny this assertion and would be lying in the process.
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